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Applesauce

HI people who still click on my blog (lotsa' love for you), how was your Raya? Colourful & all that, I suppose? Gained a bit o' weight, perhaps? Tad bit deaf by the screaming babies, yes? Well, mine was like any other. Never really a fan of this festivity. You'd understand if you were the, odd cousin.

Anywho.

I know it took me lightyears but, I've finally joined the darkside! They didn't have cookies, though.
SO MEET ME ON TWITTER! And let's pray that I shall not neglect this blog.

I'm real happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but..

http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/

ROFLMAO and all that.
Priceless.

Maggots at nighttime

image source, the Selby

Well what d'you know, bad traffic doesn't conquer only the roads during this holy month, but it also dominates your schedule. I can't recall when was the last time I'm this busy. In fact, 'busy' disharmonize with my potato couch routine. 'Busy' is almost a rare occasion. 'Busy' is just a MSN status to avoid having conversations with a schoolmate who happens to tYpE lAiK dIsSsS!!! But I'm talking about busy in a serious way. So, yes I'm pretty much busy at the mo'. Movie trip with a good-looking (preferably with glasses) guy is an exception.

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Grudge towards Mike Dean remains unstained, still. Yknow, referee on previous Arsenal-Man Utd game. Yeah. Just, read; 1) he probably had 30 seconds eye-infection or he's just a serious cunt 'cause, the most obvious penalty there! 2) Evra & Rooney, a lot of pulling. A lot of fauls. Dude. 3) Putting our manager in the middle of disreputable 'fans' for what? Kicking a water bottle? Bastard.

Ain't gonna start on the banning hype. For now, at least.

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I was analysing my closet and well, "WTF WTF WTF NEED BUY SHOP NOW!".

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No, seriously.

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Three winning words I encountered today-- grey, jazz, shoe. Why? Click to salivate!

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Who knew a two hours nap could form a jackshit grotesque tale, it includes : a movie premiere date with Harry Potter, naked, with only a leaf covering his Shin Chan-sized nuts, and out of the blue Harry Potter dressed up as Peter Pan, Tesco-browsing with an ex, Tokyo Drift moment at the carpark, fishes, aunties in sarong, fishes, Massimo Dutti in a hut in the middle of nowhere, somehow running out of a cab with only my undergarments intact, and the best part-- T.I dig my rockin' body ROFL.

I know, this is boring.

Strong warnings in the guise of gentle words

Elope with me in private and we'll set something ablaze, a trail for the devil to erase.

(brother's book/I've always liked reading about the Nazi's)